Mexican/25/DFW/Twitter @baconmajored/Insta @bacon_majored/ This website hates me tbh but that's cool, I'm cool with that

 

wereralph:

all of us on the 18th when we’re still here and staff didn’t delete anyone

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chitalj:

c-bassmeow:

Goldeen Goldeen Goldeen Gol-deeeen!  I’m begging of you please don’t take my man 

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She didn’t listen

paulthebukkit:

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Dark Samus has the most extra animation imaginable for firing missiles, I love this

lilraikou:

lilraikou:

I just wanna see everyone’s dicks

It’s the last day of this current nonsense, use it as an excuse to send me dicks

wereralph:

wereralph:

wereralph:

If I put an Infinity Stone up my butt, do you think I could tempt Thanos to just like reach up in there 

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susiethemoderator:

munroesdream:

jhnnytsnmi:

livelifegoldennn:

ayeluhshawty:

fourkilos:

czarluvscurves:

When we see each other in the club

ayo 💀💀 the song lit tho lowkey

This shit kills me everytime….I should’ve been in that class

I hate y’all lmao

Lmao is this a class of fuckin? Because….

Lmaoo I love it

Is that John Travolta and Jamie Lee Curtis lmao ?

syl-phy:

hipindie:

I grew out of “I never text first” phase, since I realized nothing was wrong with showing someone, you care about them more than your pride

Everyone needs to grow out of the “I never text first phase” sooner rather than later.

In friend groups there is always someone who is always initiating the conversation with everyone they know. It is utterly exhausting, and it leaves them feeling like the friendship would not continue if they weren’t putting in the effort. Do them a favor and start the conversation first for once. It means something.

ado-renu:

zootycoon:

zootycoon:

grapiibear:

fingers in his ass sunday

you know what day it is

addicted to fingers in his ass sunday

last one 

(Source: skeletortilla)